Anti-Javelin T-shirt — For Cantoria Haters

Anti-Javilin T-Shirt — Cantoria Haters Edition

We understand your pain. Truly. Javilin was yours, he was from Cantoria, he was one of yours... and he's gone. He's left for Orgullo Albojense Veteranos without looking back. Without a call. Without a message. Without even returning the jersey.

For all Cantoria fans who need to process this grief, we present the Anti-Javilin T-Shirt: the official garment for those who won't forgive him, for those who on Sunday at 11:30 AM will be on the sidelines shouting things that cannot be repeated here.

This t-shirt is for you if...

• You still haven't gotten over the news of the signing
• You've deleted Javilin from your WhatsApp contacts
• You plan to go to the game on Sunday just to boo him affectionately
• You think yellow and black is superior to green (you're wrong, but we respect you)
• You need a physical object to channel your football rage

Technical specifications of resentment

• Perceived betrayal level: All-time high
• Estimated recovery time: After Sunday's match
• Recommended use: Shouting from the sidelines, hanging on the clothesline for the neighbor to see
• Compatibility: With any level of football drama
• Key match: Sunday, March 29th at 11:30 AM — Orgullo Albojense vs Cantoria
• Warranty: 3 years (longer than the resentment will last, we hope)

Important legal notice: This t-shirt does not come with magical powers for Cantoria to win on Sunday. That's up to you. You'll need a lot of luck.

With all the love in the world from Orgullo Albojense Veteranos. See you on the field.