Chronicle of Cantoria Veterans - Albojense Pride

Let's go in parts, this has fabric! Last night we messed it up in Cantoria, and not just because we won, but also. The people of the Cantoria Veteranos know what they are up to: on the field they left their skin, but after the game we had a great time based on beers. How great you are, Cantoria! It's always a pleasure to play against you, because it doesn't matter what the score puts, we had a great time.

What good vibes the Cantoria always show, listen. We wish you the best.

But things did not start very well that we say. From the moment of the call, we saw that things were getting dodgy. We had several casualties, including our killer Chini, our farmer Joni and our hairy Chino. And to top it off, Cantoria is the least thrashed team in the entire league. What a scene, right?

Despite everything, the meeting was a pitched battle. No one let go of a ball, and every play seemed like hand-to-hand combat. From our point of view (which is the only one that matters, of course), the first part was a little more ours than his. We had a ball hit the crossbar, another occasion and more possession of the ball.

The second part was another song. We left lethargic and Cantoria had us on the ropes. But thanks to Totes, who was on top, and Cantoria's lack of aim, who didn't even score a goal against the rainbow 🤣, we reached the final leg of the match tied at zero.

It was then, in the 65th minute, that something incredible happened. A miracle. Our coach, for the first time in the entire season, which was about time, took a blackboard play out of his sleeve. He moved Chulo from central to forward to give our two wingers more freedom. It could have been a disaster, because Josicas was crazy and didn't want us to change anything, but it worked great. Tijo quickly took off the wing, Chulo unloaded the ball and Tucho scored a great goal that gave us the victory.

The two coaches at the end of the match. Utre has lost so much weight that it is difficult to tell them apart.

From then on, the locals kept pressing, but we managed to resist until minute 80 and added our fourth consecutive victory. In addition, we have to highlight the enormous performance of Marcos, who increasingly feels more comfortable in the team and who threatens to take away Diego Chino's star status. Next week we let him play without medication for schizophrenia.

Albojenses and Cantorians hydrating with energy drinks

But not everything was positive. To finish we have to talk about Fran Medina, the black sheep of the Cantoria. This boy is dangerous. He did not stop spitting on the referee, insulting everyone, looking for a fight and kicking. That they sanction him for at least 15 games, please!

Fran Medina could very well be a serial killer.

Anyway, we are on an impressive winning streak. And that to play in our team you have to have a minimum of 250 bad cholesterol...

Next game Mojacar in Albox.

PS: The coach fulfilled the promised cousin and has given us a loudspeaker from the Infiniton brand so that we can put Camela and El tijeritas in the changing rooms. Soon we will publish our Spotify list.