{"product_id":"camiseta-anti-javilin-para-los-haters-del-cantoria","title":"Anti-Javelin T-shirt — For Cantoria Haters","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAnti-Javilin T-Shirt — Cantoria Haters Edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe understand your pain. Truly. Javilin was yours, he was from Cantoria, he was one of yours... and he's gone. He's left for Orgullo Albojense Veteranos without looking back. Without a call. Without a message. Without even returning the jersey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor all Cantoria fans who need to process this grief, we present the \u003cstrong\u003eAnti-Javilin T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e: the official garment for those who won't forgive him, for those who on Sunday at \u003cstrong\u003e11:30 AM\u003c\/strong\u003e will be on the sidelines shouting things that cannot be repeated here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThis t-shirt is for you if...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou still haven't gotten over the news of the signing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've deleted Javilin from your WhatsApp contacts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou plan to go to the game on Sunday just to boo him affectionately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou think yellow and black is superior to green (you're wrong, but we respect you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou need a physical object to channel your football rage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical specifications of resentment\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerceived betrayal level:\u003c\/strong\u003e All-time high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEstimated recovery time:\u003c\/strong\u003e After Sunday's match\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shouting from the sidelines, hanging on the clothesline for the neighbor to see\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e With any level of football drama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKey match:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sunday, March 29th at 11:30 AM — Orgullo Albojense vs Cantoria\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 years (longer than the resentment will last, we hope)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant legal notice:\u003c\/strong\u003e This t-shirt does not come with magical powers for Cantoria to win on Sunday. That's up to you. You'll need a lot of luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWith all the love in the world from Orgullo Albojense Veteranos. See you on the field.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Orgullo Albojense","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52775736672584,"sku":"OAV-JAVILIN-HATER","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0506\/3933\/9706\/files\/camiseta-anti-javil-n-haters-trasera_1.webp?v=1774526725","url":"https:\/\/hiperocio.com\/en\/products\/camiseta-anti-javilin-para-los-haters-del-cantoria","provider":"Híper Ocio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}